IT Strategy in 140 chars

The IT Strategy was ratified yesterday by our ICT Committee to the unremitting sound of a pneumatic drill.  We took 375 days to draft, debate, edit, discuss and polish this. Thanks to all.  

Here's the byte size version:
"Strategy = ITaaS"

Here's the bite size one:
"If we work together we can have the best of all worlds. We can

·         design services for students which are precisely in tune with them and efficient

·         build an IT research infrastructure which is flexible, agile and cost effective

·         deliver IT services that are better and cheaper"

And the full, word-crafted marathon is here. 

So what would the bite size University strategy be:

'Success = exceptional experience for all students inclusive of distance and background+globally important research+flow-control?'